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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Ridiculous

I have always been wondering what can I do with the label-thing on my blog. Like catagorize it or something right? Then I realised that to do that I must change the template into the new layouts kind, which contains what we call 'widgets'.

All is good, but I don't like to be stucked with the default template, and I tried tweaking it a bit. Guess what, it became a battle with blogger with its never-ending reminders of how my xml need some proper closing/ending/whatsoever. In other words, normal HTML doesn't work. Geez.

So I'm back to my nice elegantly simple layout. I think I will do the labels thing manually for now till Blogger comes up with something else. (It's strange why they would support labels, but give no option to add it in your template though. *shrugs*)

Okie. Enough of geek talk. Haha.

Meanwhile my both arms are aching madly these days. It's amazing counting the fact that I haven't been exercising much, haven't been carrying heavy things, haven't been doing much housework (oops!). But both have ached excessively these days, to the point whereby changing clothes is actually a chore and I wince everytime I gotta bathe/change.

Even the powerful Yoko-Yoko doesn't help.

Very ridiculous right! The only reason I came up with for my aching arms is that I have been sleeping with my arms over my head too much. Even then, this has never happened before. So I also don't understand what's going on. My poor poor arms.

And just now I discovered an extreme painful area on my head. Like, so weird. It doesn't hurt when you don't touch it, but it hurts like hell if I just gently press on it. So far I am assuming that it's a pimple (on my scalp!! OMG) and I am hoping it will go away after a few days. If it doesn't, then I shall ask my dearest and mostest to mine through my hair and see what it is. Heh.

Oh and I thought of highlighting my hair some time this week. Hee.

Another thing. My good friend said she laugh until she nearly fell off the chair after reading my previous post. It's supposed to be sad leh. We are all mundane people and no hope already la. Haha.

However this is not the point. Suddenly I have a mad idea. Maybe I shall just forgo the marriage part and then just go aim for a kid straight. This also means, getting pregnant out of wedlock.

This is a rather ridiculous idea because the older generation will definitely frown upon a woman with a child but with no husband. However since I don't see myself getting married by 25, I might as well have a child when I am still young and healthy, my eggs are of good quality (I hope). Then I can also have a child with a closer age gap and then I wil have energy to run after her if she's too active. Heh.

Then to find a suitable man for this would-be child of mine, I will go and purposely find a man who has 1)sisters, 2)enjoys eating vegetables. This is so that the likelihood for me to conceive a girl will be higher (girls are always better, no matter what. Hah). Since the gender of the baby is dependent on the guy, so he must fulfil this criteria first. Then he must not be too hairy (later my girl too hairy how!) yet he must not be balding (obviously should not be balding at 25 la!). Best is if he has double eyelids (did I mention I love guys with double eyelids?) and he has long pretty lashes and non-slitty eyes. He must also be tall as well!!

Oh, and best if he has good skin complexion also!! Then my girl will inherit a pretty good complexion.

Where to find this kind of man ah? LoL!!

Actually ah, if can I would have given birth at 25. I am sick of menstrual cramps. Really.

But it's kinda selfish, coming from someone who admits that she has zero maternal instincts. Babies are still very alien to me at this point, even though I enjoy playing with strangers' babies very very much. Maybe I just cannot handle them crying at me. Hee.

Time to sleep. Haha. I must be delirious from typing such a ridiculous post and staring at blogger's template editor.

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